I’ll get a little more specific and say that you can only use “we” when talking about a college team if you actually went to that school. I went to a university whose mascot is a wild cat and our in-state rival is a made up bird that wears sneakers. I’ll tell you what - if more than 10% of their ignorant and annoying…

Is there anything worse than a bathroom attendant? Seriously. I grew up in the suburbs and now live in small town America, so I never had any experience with them until later in life. Now my blood boils whenever I travel and go out in the big city only to find someone camping out in the bar bathroom expecting me to…

Sorry, yes. Should have wrote “never own a dog that sleeps inside.” It’s very convenient for both parties! On another note, I think my dog has the palace of all dog houses. I have a 10' x 10' utility shed and have converted a quarter of it to his living space. I installed a fenced kennel inside with a doggy door to…

Believe me, I know all of that. This is a very, very one-off situation. As in we had to keep him or put him down. We tried re-homing him but it didn’t go well at all. And I’ll be darned if I’m going to put him down. Love at first pet, you know? He’s a really, really good boy 99% of the time, but he has quirks that we…

Handkerchiefs are still a thing? Interesting. The only person I know that still uses one is my 83 year old grandfather.

Alternative option to setting up a dogsitter: get a doghouse and leave that fucker outside. Mine is outside for all but an hour or two a day and it’s a wonderful arrangement. Granted, he was kind of an asshole as a puppy (biting, etc.) and we have an 18 month old so we have to keep him outside, but now I will never…

This is phenomenal! My favorite:

I am so jealous that you get paid to do this (as I type this on my office computer while screwing around reading Deadspin at work). Your theory, while a little out there, totally makes sense.

I believe you mean “massive non-dunk.” Lay-up? Lay-in? Throw-down? Throw-down.

Are you by chance referring to Billiam Snyder and the Kansas State Wildcats??