It’s not a real Mario game. :) People are talking about “Nintendo games on mobile” but really it’s just “Nintendo craps out some apps with a bare minimum of gameplay just to shut up the driveling investor horde”, and to shut up little shitstains like you, who “don’t wish them any misfortune but look forward to the…

It’s not a real Mario game. :) People are talking about “Nintendo games on mobile” but really it’s just “Nintendo craps out some apps with a bare minimum of gameplay just to shut up the driveling investor horde”. It’s exactly what it should be.

It’s not a real Mario game. :) People are talking about “Nintendo games on mobile” but really it’s just “Nintendo craps out some apps with a bare minimum of gameplay just to shut up the driveling investor horde”. It’s exactly what it should be.

It’s not a real Mario game. :) People are talking about “Nintendo games on mobile” but really it’s just “Nintendo craps out some apps with a bare minimum of gameplay just to shut up the driveling investor horde”. It’s exactly what it should be.

There’s so much wrong with your comment I don’t even know where to start.

It’s not a real Mario game. :) People are talking about “Nintendo games on mobile” but really it’s just “Nintendo craps out some apps with a bare minimum of gameplay just to shut up the driveling investor horde”. It’s exactly what it should be.

No thanks, already own it on Gamecube (the best version). Prefer not to play PC ports of games if I can help it, anyway.

Oh my god just fuck these people. They don’t care about children. They don’t give a fuck. They just care about being right.

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The “playable” setting you’re talking about was actually default for all the Turok games. In fact there were only a couple of games where this wasn’t the case (GE and PD come to mind), and those had options to change it.

You say “most shooters had a setting for that”, but the fact was that most shooters actually had this setting as default, and for some, like Turok, it was actually the only possible setting.

LOL what are you talking about?

When you see a truly awful commercial product, do you ever try to picture the businessmen who made it happen? Who was the suit, on the 11th floor of some glassy, gilded skyscraper, who bypassed several security officers, took an elevator to a sterile meeting room, sat down with his well-groomed colleagues and…

It’s code for the generic “other side” in this “them vs us” thing some of these people have going on internally. :)

Look into your heart, you know it to be true.

No, mudbud. You are the wolves.

Blah blah blah, look at how clever I am! :) I know all about what REAL girrrrls look like AND I can expertly circumvent any criticism of my own ignorance by pretending to be mentally challenged!

Unparalleled except by you and a couple of other comedians like you who always pop up in threads like this to assert your superiority when it comes to taste and knowledge in art depicting females (while actually possessing neither).

I like how you put “sexy” in quote marks because this artist obviously doesn’t know what they’re doing and you are the absolute authority on human anatomy.

I absolutely can’t stand mechanical keyboards and I don’t understand how anyone can. So noisy!

I absolutely can’t stand mechanical keyboards and I don’t understand how anyone can. So noisy!