Did you have a quota to fill and farted some random words + “ghostbusters” into your keyboard? Because that’s what this reads like. You just said precisely nothing. Please go get a different job, because it doesn’t seem you’re “adult” enough for this one yet.

Wow, I’ve never seen someone reach that far! “Just” added a d-pad? Well apparently that d-pad alone was good enough to patent. But hey, if we’re going where you’re going then nobody invented anything and game controllers are all just copies of the dial box on Tennis for Two!

And you know what? I resent that comment about Nintendo not innovating with their franchises because truth be told, I’m pretty damn pissed at Miyamoto who won’t allow a new F-Zero to be made because he thinks the whole concept isn’t innovative enough (he didn’t even like GX for that reason). Instead we get a new…

Well let’s be truthful here: the N64 controller was standard for the console right from launch, so all games made full use of its features. Sony’s analogue controller was an optional accessory created by tacking on sticks to their non-analogue standard PSX controller after they saw how well the thumbstick on the N64…

Dual analogue doesn’t even matter. What platform houses the top tier in competitive FPS gaming? That’s right: PC. The one that doesn’t even use analogue controls for walking. You don’t need it. The C buttons on the N64 controller were enough, especially if you used Goldeneye’s configuration that made it more like…

Umm, I’m pretty sure this is just intended to be funny. You know, humor? Jokes?

The PSX controller? Haha, you do realize the PSX controller was literally just a SNES controller with prongs? And you know the dual analogue sticks on that controller were hastily added after release in reaction to the N64? “I know what we can do to innovate! Let’s add TWO of what they have! It worked for the shoulder…

Rofl, I loath to think of what you consider “innovation” if setting the standard for basically the entire modern controller layout is not it.

There’s already one like that though. AND it connects to a CRT TV which is the only way one should be playing SNES games anyway. A feature this, or any future SNES clone, will certainly lack.

Honestly I don’t see the point of this. If there was an option to connect to a CRT television, then maybe. But HDMI only? You might as well use an emulator, or VC. Just as inauthentic.

Internet commenter: BUHHHH NINTENDO MADE A THING RARRRRGGHH RARARARARAR

Have you used one lately? People tend to assume it’s uncomfortable just because it’s square. I play NES games fairly frequently to this day and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the controller, in fact it’s incredibly comfortable even during longer periods of time whereas, ironically, many modern controllers with…

I’m pretty sure it was Nintendo who used standard SD storage as far back as the DSi and Wii, while Sony went with their ridiculously expensive proprietary memory cards for the Vita. If I really want to use an old Nintendo (or Sega, or Sony!) controller on PC for some reason there’s plenty of converters cheaply…

What’s more, blind people can’t enjoy games or movies at all, and it makes them incredibly depressed. THIS MUST BE POINTED OUT AND YOU MUST ALL FEEL BAD ABOUT IT, RIGHT NOW!!! ALSO LOOK AT ME AND WHAT A COMPASSIONATE PERSON I AM!!! CLICK MY SHIT!!!

The China-based studio behind the app told Quartz that it didn’t “consider any factors from Pokémon Go” while developing the game,

By redoing 32-bit games in HD you are already destroying part of what they were.

Seems like you’re responsible for about half of them... ;)

No, I don’t have to “admit” anything. The whole point of this is just to have fun and see what they can do. And it’s not like this was the only thing they did in the tasbot segment this year. They also beat SMB1, lost levels, 2 and 3 simultaneously with only one single controller input, for example.

The only input to the NES was controller input. That’s the point of all these TAS runs.

Like it or not, that tiny candelabra might be the closest thing you’ll ever get to a Lumière minifigure.