Hmmmm it seems nothing you just said has any relevance to the topic at all, and you just rode in on your high horse to announce how much of a better person you are! Quelle surprise there’d be at least one of you clowns. :)

I’d rather be looking at something blurry that I can at least recognize the shape of... ;)

Well have fun with your shittier version of Zelda then. :P

I wonder how you manage all those other months where there doesn’t happen to be a console at the end of its generation once every 5 years lol.

LOL playstation? Talk about graphics that look like cat puke. They even wobble and break up into chunks like half-liquid puke. Very, very jagged half-liquid puke.

It’s only a shitty gamepad if you’re slightly stupid in the head, like those people who hold it by the outermost prongs and then try to reach over to the stick in the middle. Or those idiots who don’t know about using the C buttons for walking in an FPS and think you somehow need analogue controls for that…

Getting rid if your WiiU just because Zelda is also coming to the NX now isn’t very smart. It’s going to be like Twilight Princess: a GC game which is played best on the GC, but also happened to be on Wii with some tacked-on motion-to-button-press controls (unlike SW which featured true motion support) that did…

Navi being annoying is a retarded meme that’s parroted around by brainless teenagers who just heard it was the thing to say whenever the subject of OoT comes up.

Anyone who thinks this isn’t a terrible idea is a fucking idiot.

Loading times are way too short for PSX. Needs half a minute added at least. AND the polygons and textures are WAY too smooth! It needs to be a wobbly jello pixelated mess with polygon gaps everywhere.

Angry? You must be projecting. :)

If you think my reply was about the mere fact you used the term at all, then you’re even dumber than I thought.

“Gamers” are not one person. Though I thought that would be obvious to anyone with half a brain. But not to you apparently.

First of all, both those games are still fine to anyone who’s not a young drooling little twat who can’t look at anything that has less than 4k resolution and one trillion polygons, and lacks any sort of sense for historical context.

Oglaf is a web comic. It’s easier on the internet with its relative anonymity. Imagine something like that being physically sold somewhere that’s not a porn shop. Let’s not pretend we’ve suddenly had a revolution where sexuality is completely accepted as a part of being human, and the ingrained christian “values”…

I just hope the different specs won’t introduce any weird behaviour in existing games. It’s one of the many reasons I stay well away from PC gaming whenever possible.

This post is just a joke, right? You’re not actually that much of an insufferable twat, right? Please confirm.

Maybe if society was a bit less phobic of one of humankind’s most basic and essential instincts, people wouldn’t feel like they’d have to come up with an alibi for this stuff.

Not shedding any tears about this not being released. I played it and it’s just not very good compared to the first game. Perhaps that was also a factor in the decision to cancel it.

THAT is a super neat idea. With awesome results too.