I’m really starting to have my doubts that Meghan McCain ever even met her father.

“Ma’am I dont care if your father was John McCain. Im not allowed to bring you any more cheddar biscuits unless you order an entree”

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

Or just move to NY and go to a fashion school

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

“When someone comes across your border without your permission, it’s an invasion. Their purpose here is to violate the border, to violate our sovereignty, for their own purposes. That’s an invasion,” he said,

I like that you for some reason separated out pornographers and Larry Flynt.

I’ve been calling NBC Sports for weeks. They kept showing Hurricanes instead of the goddamn Hartford Whalers games.

But slavery predates capitalism by most definitions.

Let me trot this out again...

Dude, you guys created that monster and you know it. Why are they an approved commenter at the top of every post?? 

She’s wearing her Rosie the Ribeater outfit.

Why should we? When every white ass Italian, Russian, Irish shitheel from Long Island to Queens voted for the motherfucker, KNOWING what he was.

“See Timmy, the wall was in your heart all along!”

Wilkes Barros found himself caught between Scranton and Mifflinburg with that move. 

Guns don’t kill people. Criticizing the Israeli government kills people.  

During one game, Kate Lynn stampeded over Justin repeatedly, which, of course, did wonders for his fledgling self-esteem. After the third knockdown, I quietly pulled him aside and advised: “Remember that rule about never hitting a girl. Let’s suspend that for the next 40 minutes.” But he never did because she was…

Dorito Mussolini considers misogyny a qualification.