That’s the trouble with terrorism, the secrecy.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

So pretty much a 100% chance Hillary and Obama are on at least two of the referrals.

“your prime minister”

Yeah. It doesn’t even reach the level of running interference for a donor’s Savings and Loan until it needs to be bailed out for billions of dollars.

Aunt Becky didn’t take 3 billion dollars out of our pockets, but Meghan’s dad did.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

I don’t even like tomatoes that much.

He will be livid when McCain doesn't vote for the next Republican healthcare bill.

Sounds like the reviews I write on Pornhub.

What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A Hoover has only one dirtbag on it!

This is a bold article as he is about to play St. John's - one of the few teams that have routinely contained him. 

“Okay”

Damn. Not even gonna mention the man that held Howard to half his season average across 2 games? The Big East DPOY who will be stopping Howard once again tonight? Cold blooded.

His name, is JUSTIN SIMON , and he will be locking down your boy toooniggggghttttt

Dudes, Drake’s Fruit Pies are NOT cake! What the fuck is everyone smoking? I cannot BELIEVE that I have to say that Kilmeade is right, man, it’s killing me... but fachrissakes a fruit pie is not cake.

Does... does she not know that ASU is shorthand for “DeVry but with binge drinking?”

First they came for our movie reviews and I said nothing :)

You know Brie was probably polishing her 2016 Best Actress Oscar as you were typing your profound opinion.

This article already has 2 grey comments from newly created accounts with only 1 comment in their history so far. With them disingenuously pretending people aren’t specifically being extra trolly for this movie.