Who is this guy? Toby Flenderson?

Points for not saying in was Kool-Aid.

I don’t see the issue. I always did my my short routine to The Producer’s Springtime for Hitler.

“What’s a roof?”

What makes this so difficult is you almost feel like you personally know the players and have a genuine connection with them after investing so much time, energy, and emotion over the course of their long careers with UK.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

If I’ve learned anything this tournament, it’s that if you’re not making play on the ball it’s an intentional foul. Unless your name is Hayes and you’re trying to grab an Italians balls.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

So St. Patty’s has become a week-long drunk, has it now?

“More! More marginal major conference filler with double digit losses and a .200 road record! Hang those who talk of less!”

God created Trump to help me purge my Facebook friends list.

They took the photo too early before everyone could get in the photo... Louisville came 5 seconds later.

Because they’re the federal bureau of investigation, not the bureau of ‘Yep, sure looks like it’.

Yeah all I know is when I puff a nice J, the first thing that comes into my head is taking action and going places. Definitely not putting on a funny movie, eating and sitting around doing nothing.

worst Thom Yorke cosplay ever.

C’mon, it’s 2017. Aren’t we beyond obsessing over Piazza’s possible love of cured meats?

Don’t you mean Pete Finebaum?

Not to mention his dad, Howie, was a firefighter in 1998's Firestorm.

As a Texas resident I can tell you that Texans like the NFL more than they like Abbott. Most Texas folk would blow RuPaul to see the Cowboys play on Sundays.