A “family source” told Us Weekly that Melania Trump is “unhappy with how her life ended up” and “miserable.”

Conway’s yearbook photo.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

Yeah I tend not to care what people do with their own shit on their own property. If you get mad because someone has a car in their driveway that hasn’t moved in months, that’s your problem, not theirs.

“The plane is an eyesore!” -Some guy who probably owns a Nissan Juke

I’ve always found ridiculous and hypocritical that Republicans consider themselves to be the most patriotic yet hold someone who basically committed treason and violated the law of the land to be the best president of this lifetime.

If I want to see cousins dancing awkwardly, I’ll just crash a prom in West Virginia.

“You can’t just skip a pick of the NFL draft, sir.”

Go-Go Rama in Laurence Harbor has 4.3 stars on Yelp.

Setting aside how I feel about the fiscal policies of the Republican party, I’m allowed to decide that holding her nose on the enabling and outright encouragement of bigotry, not to mention playing footsie with outright white supremacists, for the sake of promoting her preferred fiscal policies, suggests that her…

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Bernie will get more coherent answers if he grills a hotdog.

This is such a bizarre line of thinking to come up with. Need to save these dumb takes for your own personal use next time.

He may have done this simply to show Rutgers that he doesn’t approve. If he waits until they are back in the locker room then people may think that he has no problem with showing up the losing team.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

The fact the you compare a woman not wanting to become pregnant with a baby she can’t afford with gambling tells me you haven’t had sex in a very long time.

Two things. Calling a Big East team a mid-major is offensive. The Big East is arguably the 2nd best conference in the game right now.

Is Creighton still a mid-major? I know Big East isn’t the Big East 10-15 years ago, but I’d consider it a major basketball conference still (though, outside of Villanova last season, the Big East has badly underperformed in the tournament since splitting)