I personally thought he sounded great, and I majored in Music at Trump University, so I know a thing or two about singing.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

With the kids?

If I went to shake someone’s hand in a business setting, and they just somehow declined, I would definitely think there is something wrong with them. Like they have a weird germ phobia or something.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

Also, the lemon tree was haunted.

It’s a shame George O’Leary isn’t at UCF anymore. No one appreciated made up accolades like him.

In n Out burgers are pretty good, but their fries are the worst.

WRONG.

That “fight” was a microcosm for Trump’s campaign.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

I hear stuff like this and I wonder: really? Has he really “reignited” or advanced the discussion? Is there quantifiable proof? The advancement I’m seeing here is the race to see who can have the most original or creative National Anthem “protest.”

President Garcia-Thompson?

Billy Bush : *awkwardly takes notes*

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

No. We should honor them quietly and in the early morning hours.

There sure are a lot of comments here from people who haven’t watched the show.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“He should donate the money we don’t pay him to charity” neat take dude