White guy twitter beef!! Meet me in Temecula motherfucker..... And we’ll have lunch and write our stories!

Counterpoint: Team Europe has won ZERO Super Bowls.

Seriously. Theirs was rhe most impressive statement of restraint and integrity I’ve seen come out of the political sphere in weeks. From fucking Skittles.

If you are in a bathroom and you can’t spot the transgendered person, it means YOU ARE THE TRANSGENDERED PERSON!!!!1!!!

I love the color guy’s long commentary about Clemson’s special teams “taking it to another level,” only to be corrected by the announcer about what actually happened.

He’s also a human being who should give a shit about this election.

I have yet to be entertained by Jimmy Fallon.

“I agree with Trent’s position on this and I spent the better part of 40 years not letting something as horrible as child rape interfere with my responsibilities to my football team.”

They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

Signals: [mixed]

If praise were the only thing they showered at Penn State, this wouldn’t be an issue.

“Schrödinger’s inbox”

Jerry Jones admires his leadership in the locker room

oh, millenials are going to "fix" things. can't wait for that.

Cal’s equipment staff consulted with several internet message board trolls who specialize in moving the goalposts.

Hey Andy!

I can only hope the International Drainage Commission signed off on the field irrigation.

I would also like to suggest less Ryan Secreast.