Mongolian Beef

maybe they could catch some punks REALLY committing crimes

Who wants to hear MY dreary, useless anecdote supplementing this article? Please throw rotten vegetables, I’ll take that as a ‘yes’

The title of this had nothing to do with why “not to move in with your significant other”, rather was just you talking about moving into your own place. Congrats for getting a place, and being a planner and all, and well done putting yourself out there, but the title is very misleading and other than a 2 sentence,…

Alternately: do whatever you want to do with your life and make your own fucking decisions.

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

G0d I wish the Eagles had taken Akili Smith every fucking day.

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

Cause of death: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation.

I don’t have to go.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Oddly enough, two rats fucking in a wool sock is how we got Todd Grisham in the first place.

Well, I mean they wanted to own people as property so they couldn’t be allowed to secede back then but now? Vaya con Dios, motherfuckers!

This makes me miss Tuesday Night Fights

Me too...

Plot twist: but the wish was to be told off by a major leaguer.

The kid’s lucky. Zack Hample would have elbowed his throat for one of those gloves.

Is that a ray gun on next to his hand? A fucking ray gun???

If Eagles or Sixers fans had to wait for a championship in order to fight, Philadelphia would see a historic period of peace and prosperity.