Because he has a penis and lesbians hate anyone with a penis.

Counterpoint: the medical school made Baylor relevant.

If Mike Francesa were an ice cream flavor he’d be pralines and dick.

Bet a DH doesn’t get hit in the face with this pitch.

Come for the assault, stay for the biker shootouts!

+ 1 gazillion taxpayer dollars.

Gotta hand it to Ken Starr, the guy knows how to run a sham of an investigation.

Step 1: Fly Southwest.

The Giants trading for Eli Manning worked for both teams.

Greg, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

“I’ve been proven not guilty.”*

What do you think the market rate for a women’s lacrosse player would be?

Over the last two days I’ve heard more use of the term “downballot” than in the rest of my life and only in Gawker comments. Polito, Kos, fuck, CNN, RT, Fox News.

There seems to be a very dedicated push to call out Sanders for “not supporting the downballot”. Where was this question two months ago and show me who has…

“rape glorifying essays”

“A lot of Clinton supporters are quiet, to the point of silence”

You are 100% mentally incompetent to vote.

Guess what: Workers give exactly zero dollars to Republicans and neoliberal Democrats, and those groups routinely do absolutely nothing to help workers. Workers give their money to others, because they expect a return on that investment: Improved wages. Corporations give their money for the same reason—a return on…

Ha. Nice try!!! Shillary supporters try this all over the place. Just as sneaky as she is

Starred for the high likelihood that the Browns have been calling Manziel by the wrong first name for two years.

He’s like if Michael Bay took himself deadly serious.