“Bust a nut inside yo eye, to show you where I come from.”

The first time I ever listened to ATCQ, I found my way to Scenario. It was 2006 and I was on youtube in photos class my sophomore year. That lyric hit me like a ton of bricks. I was hooked.

"Eye roll? Darn, I thought you said Taylor Pork Roll."—Andy Reid

“I’m a Longhorn fan and I thought from the start UT should have put aside their self interest to a degree and do what is best for the conference overall.”

If the reason you didn’t fill out a bracket is because an upset like this would have ruined your afternoon, then you’re March Madnessing wrong.

By the way, Seniors at Yale do not have “basketball careers.”

If you’ve ever been a party to any university disciplinary hearing, you’d know they should never, in any conceivable form, be considered evidence of anything let alone wrongdoing. All of the essential hallmarks of due process are completely removed from university disciplinary hearing. You’re not allowed a lawyer,…

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Based on yesterday’s unfortunate news, we know it’s definitely no longer the bassist’s wife..

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

If Meatball Subs were a PED, Bartolo Colon would have 3 lifetime bans

Boldenone can’t melt steel beams.

“How to party without drinking”

Smoke weed.

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

Am I a bad person for immediately thinking conspiracy theory? I mean, lots of people have to have thought that for at least a second, right?

If we’re being honest, this whole thing pushed her career forward faster than ever.

I’m hoping she does the right thing and kills herself.

Just another reason to stay as far away as possible from Nascar and its fans.

Damn, thats intriging. I guess as far as level competition goes he’s right. But there is something intensely more exciting in the “Cinderella” narrative, and seeing how conference overtones play out against each other. Watching a brutish Big East or Big Ten team against a finesse Pac 12 or SEC team creates a lot of…

He had the decency and remorse to own up to it and you guys are criticizing him for doing that? He directly caused the whole crash, by freaking out the other slower driver in front of him and hitting the UPS truck and I’m assuming that his car was inoperable and he couldn’t have left the scene with other witnesses…