Nitpick away. I have a whole list of trumpian tics that send me into a rage. Whenever he says or tweets the word “tough.” Whenever he makes the circle gesture with his thumb and forefinger. Whenever he talks about making a “deal.” Just a few of my ragey-nitpicks.

White House Correspondents Dinner full of (((Globalists)))

Saudi Arabia Youth Forum, Muslim holiday, Cinco de Mayo, NAACP.
I think a pattern is starting to emerge.

That’s why New York’s elite have always mocked Trump. He’s the hillbilly’s idea of a rich man. Old money New Yorkers not only don’t have gold plated penthouses, they wouldn’t step foot in one.

Thanks for the encouragement. I do it for you!

My sister has a similar arrangement with her ex-husband. It is a huge pain.

No disrespect to co-parents, but I’m often confused about this type of custody arrangement. Unless the parents live very very close together isn’t breaking up the week really hard on a kid? And alternating weekends?

“I’ll never understand the sex appeal of a boozy cigarette-withered middle-aged man with a hairpiece fondly nicknamed a rat, not to knock Frank Sinatra.”

I miss David Bowie so so much it makes my heart hurt. Lexie is truly lovely 💙

I’m perfectly fine with his continuing to be a golf course owner instead of President (just as I would have accepted Dubya as Commissioner of Baseball)

It is bonkers to me that a many-times-over millionaire who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, brags about his Ivy League education, spent his life in liberal elite NYC AND has a long-ass history of just straight up not paying people he hired became the spokesperson for the working class. Just complete insanity.

I know I shouldnt respond to trolls, but I’m grey so WTF.

She was phenomenal in that piece. When she got in that van with those Nazis. That took serious guts. I’m a grown man and I would have been too scared to get in that van. And how she didn’t reach across that table and slap that guy silly took serious self control. How perfect is it that that guy is crying like a little…

Psh, Jews aren’t smart! You’re confusing them with the Orientals!

that quote keeps drifting down my TL and all I can think is that he just doesn’t know how to describe people in real terms, because other people aren’t real to him.

Exactly. The only solution may be to suspend anyone formally charged with a felony until the case is resolved. The NFL has no business running its own justice system. If there is enough evidence to charge someone in the actual justice system, suspend them. Until then, let them play if the team chooses to do so. Of…

“Memorial service today for beautiful (6/10, definitely no Ivanka) and incredible Heather Heyer, a truly special young woman. She will long be remembered by all!(SAD)”

Hah! Her cuteness got those nazis to spill their stupid racist guts (trying to impress her since they never get to speak to live women....only the blow up kind).

Elle Reeve, the Vice journalist who scooped and out-performed all the networks with her astounding report on HBO Monday night should get the Emmy and the Peabody next year for the most comprehensive, insightful, and brutally honest documentary.

Wait a minute... an arrogant figurehead presiding over a dysfunctional institution with blatant disregard for... I mean, everything... hang on, if we just... swap out the... oh my god: