He’s never been in an environment where he hasn’t had complete control of everything that happens, where there is no dissent and everyone has to do what he says whenever he demands. He’s also never really been important or interesting enough to be subject to unending full scale criticism and public rebuke for his…

Donny boy thought it would be a jolly jape to run for the highest office, lose, and get another book deal with the by line “Donald Trump Former Presidential Candidate) out of it. Then he won.

Now everything he touches turns to shit before his very eyes; almost like Midas, but you know with shit instead of gold...so…

If there is any competence or control at all behind his actions*, I suspect he may be well aware that he’s not going to last 4 years and is now trying to aim his inevitable crash-landing. If he can successfully play himself off as a martyr for the alt-right/Nazi/KKK/generally-more-than-vaguely-racist crowd, he can…

“... he said he waited to make because he “wanted to get all the facts.”

What the actual fuck is going on with him? I grew up with him as background noise; an easily ignored buffoon. But he’s morphed into something monstrous in the last ten years or so.

I watched this shitshow live and by the end I was literally screaming at the television. Why is ANYONE okay with this orange moron running the country straight into the gutter?!?! I’m so ashamed right now.

Not entirely certain how much more angry I can get

Help us Robert Mueller. You’re our only hope!

I dunno. Cedar Tavern seems to hip for her. I would guess...Sardi’s where she smoked jazz cigarettes with Georgie Jessel.

That’s just a vicious rumor started by his ex-boyfriend.

They’re back together again, Elon has re-followed her for the thousandth time, and “liked” these posts, and shes back to liking his insta posts about rockets. Teenage love.

Its funny and stuff, but for real though, isn’t Australia, because of its geographic isolation, particularly vulnerable to foreign bacteria etc? I mean, he’s a total twat, but her and Depp were pretty obnoxious and utterly entitled in that video. TeamNoOne.

I’m sure she’s been down under with her recent break-up. Glad she has something to smile about.

TAKE YOUR DAMN STAR.

Holy fuck Amber Heard is pretty. Although, she looks different in every picture I see.

It’s true, koalas are low-energy, only occasionally feisty loafers constantly in narcotic haze from the eucalyptus leaves they chew. Frogs are high energy fuck-machines that love destroying crops.

Rich people don't fart. ETA: And have maids for the dishes.

You win. The hipsters applaud you.

That Serge is a madman. All that living in the country alone with the animals makes a man really appreciate the company of women.

Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch