Your second point is valid as hell and really made my morning. Currently dreaming up logos for “The Washington Frat Bros”. 

Yeah but the players are smiling in that Obama photo. The players behind Trump look ill.

I’m convinced that the only way da Igles win the Super Bowl is if they somehow pay an unfortunate price in some other way: Like an errant sideline tackle somehow plows through Wentz, destroys some part of his body and ends his career.

Which is why he WAS an NFL executive and no longer IS one. Those who can, do. Those who can’t, criticize others on various media platforms.

I would like to have a word with his childhood English teachers.

To all you shitbags out there: It don’t mater what you say. Yeah, we’re assholes. Sure , we’re obnoxious. Are we the “worst fan base in history”? Maybe. ( have you checked in on Buffalo?)

He did say he’s a Cowboys fan.  

Even when admitting he was mistaken he comes across as a douche.

Hard pass.

I wasn’t expecting such a dominant performance but you better believe I was ecstatic about the outcome. Foles was great, the defense swarmed, and the running game was on fire. Just a complete game all around for the Eagles. I find it funny that I was hoping the Vikes would lose on a missed field goal but after their…

No fucking way.

Moron. Pederson helped make Wentz great. What a frigging dunce. He was an NFL executive?

this is the third time in my life that I’ve seen my (now almost 90) grandfather genuinely drunk off his ass, the prior two being the last two games of the 2005 season. While I’m certainly a brainwashed eagles fan, my poppop has been hoping a win pretty much forever, and this is probably his last shot at seeing it, and…

As a Giants fan I now have to root for the Eagles.

You take that back

The fact that people get paid for this kind of analysis is Maddening.

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

After his tenure with the Browns he should be forbidden by law to claim football knowledge ever again.

That is so true, but it’s key to remember that after that first quarter, the second quarter is really critical.

It’s surely not the only reason, but Lombardi is high on the list of why I quit listening to the Bill Simmons podcast.