only thing it’s missing is a HUGE blue Dallas Cowboys star (or New York Yankees “NY”) in the center of the back window. 

I live in a jurisdiction with mandatory safety inspections.

The chances of being taken advantage of by unscrupulous mechanics are somewhat tempered by the existence of inspection-only shops that also handle the entry certifications for fresh imports.

We also have robust tracing of who passed the safety inspections which…

7 U joints clunking

Asking your wife's permission to buy a Dodge Dart ranks just above manscaping her boyfriend.

“Daddy, the top came off...”

After sales servicing drives a major part of dealer revenue. EV’s don’t have oil changes, regenerative braking extends the lifespan of brakes, and there are not as many parts to replace. So service and parts revenue are majorly impacted by proliferating EV’s.

Dave Tracey’s next Moab project/s

This car, and every old car, should be judged through the lens of automotive performance in the era in which it was made.

I am worried that if David has buns of steel, eventually they will rust.

I’m 100% convinced now that Nice Price or Crack Pipe (whatever) should be re-named to Fancy Kristen or David Tracy.

Like a rock-

Just think of all the Jeep parts he could keep inside it, away from the prying eyes of nosy neighbors and city inspectors!

He’s an international man of misery.

I can see the headlines for your next articles now as you try to fix this thing:

Is Torch slowly turning into a nerdy version of Julian from Trailer Park Boys?

Huh... In the back of my mind, maybe I always hated that shit box.  Thanks for putting it together...

“... your weird friend on the day after a poorly-chosen haircut experiment”

Here’s how I would fix Caddy. I would paint this in giant Gold Letters on every single place I could find.