Let’s play a game called “who can drive the more unreliable, and costly to maintain vehicle.” It’s a fun challenge in which there are no winners, but many, many losers. (unless you count the mechanics and subprime lenders)

They still hadn’t yet gotten over the shock of someone approving them for credit.

so that we can drag race?

I never thought I’d live long enough to see “Alabama’ and “cars” in the same sentence. P.S. What do you call two dirty teddy bears and a tractor that won’t start? The Alabama State Fair

Old guy’s Caddy teabags inferior automobiles.

Or worse... Getting impaled in the face by a ball hitch while having a set of truck nutz slapping your chin.

I think it looks great. I’m glad FoMoCo didn’t remove all the crucial buttons, because (a) the touch-sensitive controls they used in the past didn’t work well at all (says this former 2014 Lincoln MKS owner), and (b) people use these in blue-collar applications that require heavy-duty gloves, the sort that don’t…

A thief jimmies the door and breaks in. He bends down to start working on the ignition - and doesn’t notice that the air is growing occluded. He coughs a bit. Then a bit more. He smells metal. Then he coughs up blood. He sits up. The air is thick now - rusty dust has filled the cabin and he can’t even see out the…

I guess that’s all part of the

Alternate Headline Roundup:

If you could see out of a Camaro, would it even be the same car?

The same day as they go on sale in Florida. 

We want the frunk. Give up the frunk.

Ford, here’s your spokesman for the brand.

Bridgekeeper: STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
David Tracy: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
David Tracy: My name is David Tracy.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
David Tracy: To seek the…

Nah, gotta have the winnie sounds for the horn.

With regards to reliability and durability in a sports car, there is no replacement for displacement! Try getting that type of mileage out of a high-compression 911 or Lotus engine!