This is all Pixar's fault.

(also, if you see a guy called Bill or Captain Underpants, call an adult and do not accept candy from him under any circumstances)

The rules of the movie Inception apply. 5 minutes of real time is 1 hour of #whitenoise time, anything is possible, and bring some personal possession to be certain you've returned to the real world afterwards. Perhaps some kind of unique wallet-pizza combination.

@Lord_Data ∞: Should be starred on Giz too, didn't realise it was an i09 cross post.

@comrade_leviathan: #starthisperson

That Lenovo Ideacentre is almost pretty enough for me to not only switch back from laptops to desktops, but Macs to PCs.

@BRuddy: Building Kick! EXPLOSION!: Yeah, I liked the article, but some credit to the guy would have been nice, unless it is just a massive coincidence.

Didn't Modest Mouse used to do these in #whitenoise ?

I've always suspected Enya was some kind of insect.

@jedi4life: Man, I remember my dad using one of those. Awesome.

Meanwhile, at Jiffy Pop HQ

@Bruce Landwaster: Fast food and budweiser.

Still can't get Left 4 Dead, so I don't care all that much.

@sip: Shouting.

"Mathstronaut".

Great idea until an ad company goes too far and hides half the letters underneath a Cheetos ad.

In Ireland they should call it the diddly-iTV

@PresidentKennedy: Now we neeed someone called "The Pope " for the next one.

@Squalor: Thank you for that iPhone app btw, you are awesome!

Made of tough Phyllis' 'stache pube scents?