#whitenoise is a super cool space station hovering above this XKCD plagiarism world.

I've jailbroken my 3G purely to unlock it, so I have next to no experience with JB apps. Do I get these apps through Cydia or through Rock? And is changing the root password important?

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm going to plant child porn on his computer, And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could…

The tiny kitten wearing tiny hat and eating tiny ice cream cone is now armed.

Don't forget to bring a delicious bag of Cheetos®!

@The world will know squalor.: So you just decided you would give away $18 dollars to random people on the internet?

@The world will know squalor.: Awesome, thanks man! njdevil2010@hotmail .com

@The world will know squalor.: Okey dokey.

Science giveth, Science taketh away.

You're waiting for a package. A package that will take you far away. You know what you hope will be inside this package, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter because we'll be together.

I knew I shouldn't have bought that kitten on Amazon.

I miss Scottie.

@mrgibblechip: Star commenting at its finest.

@Lupison: Rapping clowns break down your door and question your motives?

This show needs more Alton Brown.

@ps61318: Judging from the cap it's just called "Cockta"....

@Murray Hewitt: I liked that site. Hell, I liked it before it was popular- but when they unveiled that secret prototype gourd it started attracting the wrong kind of crowd and it lost some of its appeal for me.

A few days ago I would have said no.

This... sounds like a scam.

@Geckodelimon: 8 out of 100?