Please just write about everything. Thanks. 

Or what lavelle is doing at 11, every single boy (even the “nonathletic ones”) in these European and South American countries are doing at 5... I really hate the “athlete” argument, our players (men) are not outmatched athletically, we are outmatched by skill and coaching and cultures where putting a soccer ball on…

Unfair act on the offense, #12, pretending to hand the ball to the running back then actually throwing a pass. 15 yard penalty.

David, this was an incredibly pleasant read and your writing does an amazing job of showcasing your (presumed) fandom in a way that is as enjoyable as it is unobtrusive to the story itself.

I think he was merely suggesting how high they needed to build the wall that they will be paying for.

Sorry. The MAGA joke was just hanging there like low fruit, easily reached by people of any size.

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

Also, check your math:  it’s been one year.

I don’t think replay is going anywhere but it would be easy to fix.

Yeah, I’m not reading all of that.

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

As individuals, they made their money in completely different ways and there’s no reason to think they’d be experts at the particular challenges here.

At work, I have often said “I would like to do that” and then it blows up and when the grilling commences I always say, I meant to say “I wouldn’t like to do that” and then everything is ok.

It’s not wiggle room. This is another example of Trump saying the thing he’s supposed to say and then immediately saying what he actually thinks. Remember Charlottesville, when he came out with a very scripted and inauthentic denunciation of white supremacists, and then immediately turned around and blamed “both sides”…

It’s now the conspiracy theory party. Full on transition. A few years ago, we used to laugh at Alex Jones and condemn his stupid thoughts. Now those same thoughts are on Fox News and being repeated by Senators and House members. It’s legit frightening how stupid a large portion of our country is.

Four tiebreakers before “fair play” that are better signals of quality:

What even does McConnell believe in? I understand what motivates nuts like Cruz and craven lickspittles like Rubio. I understand an unreconstructed racist like Jeff Sessions. I get rich fucks like Adelson and Koch. Trump is an open book. But I can’t figure out what compels McConnell at all. You could say power for its…

Pain-steaking is ordering the thing well-done and dousing it with ketchup. Also known as the Trump.

Can’t imagine he’s very Jung Ho about the whole thing.