(And all of this was only the kindest possible spin on Ainge’s deadline inactivity. The darker but no less plausible explanation is that he has shifted into Sam Hinkie Fraud Mode, perpetually postponing the realization of all those assets so that he can continue getting paid off the easier work of acquiring them,…

I hope he finds another gig to put food on his table otherwise it’ll be Feaster famine

Looks like it’s Famine time in the Feaster household

Not trying to be hostile (mainly feeling lost and throwing up my hands), but arguing that “this is just the way it is” is kind of condoning a certain kind of behavior that’s toxic.

This was my personal top sports moment of the year, bar none.

Someone’s not impressed

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

A buddy was working in an LA wine store that had accounts for celebrities and big spenders, and had been briefed that sometimes big names come in.

I also was once skiing in Sun Valley, ID and had a brief encounter with the Terminator. I was wandering around Ketchum with 2 friends late in the evening looking for a place to grab a bite to eat, and a guy walks out out of a local gym in front of us and heads toward a red Hummer sitting at the curb. I said, “Hey, do…

“So, what should be the codeword to indicate that the person secretly wants to have children sent to them?”

“Well, we are going to be a pizza place and our legitimate business is going to involve hundreds of people calling us to order pizza. Let’s make it ‘pizza’ “.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Apparently she thought ‘Cracker Jack’ was a racial slur.

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

The wheels are missing and you can’t calm down
You can’t let go and you can’t carry it on
You gotta bad back and you can’t stand still
If the thunder don’t get you then the airline will.

It’s the NFL way. This is too rich. I’ve said this from the very beginning. The NFL owners are so used to having total control of everything (including stadiums), they automatically assumed this would be no different. Except they are now dealing with a man just as greedy as they are. This is a man who filed bankruptcy…

Shoulders above the rest.

“Ware’s house?”

Good thing he had that camera set up to catch any burglar who happened to bend over the foot of his bed.