And I’m sorry to hear that happened to you as well. People can be very sick and twisted.

Thank you :)

When I was 13, an older girl at school whose boyfriend was the guy I had a crush on would call me on the phone and tell me to kill myself (and would throw out some ideas, as well). Finally my Mom picked up the phone and heard it, and reported it to the school- they did absolutely nothing about it.

The reason I gained a good 10 pounds since the beginning of the year is probably because I “discovered” the best chocolate chip cookie recipe of all time- and it requires me to roll dough into balls and then freeze them. Well past the expiration date- I just didn’t make the cookies (well not all of them), and would…

GOD. I love kid versions of shows. I can’t believe I missed this.

Right? She looks like she stepped off the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast.

I fucking love him. I feel like he does this often- or maybe I’m mistaken. But I feel like I’ve seen him make clothing for many women who don’t fit this ridiculous mold that Jessica Whatsherface doesn’t even fucking fit herself (and after googling her, she looks like a god damn boring, sloppy mess compared to anything…

Ugh the back of his hair. Like glue. So fucking gross.

Speaking of giving her power- Bethenny’s horrible XM radio show... I speak with a lot of curse words and occasional nastiness- but her show makes me feel like a grandma. She had The Fat Jew on the other day and as soon as I saw that, NOPE. So gross.

It’s because anyone who has seen it and appears on a talk show, late show, morning show, reality tv, the news local and national, magazines, etc talks about it. It’s not just how hard it is to get into see it that’s a story, it has permeated into most of pop culture and multiple mediums of news/journalism.

This is so embarrassing that I even watched Sons of Anarchy (I mean, one of the worst but best guilty pleasures ever), but every time I see him- he reminds me so much of Tig. Both in looks and character.

“corrections officer-turned-surgical technician-turned Realtor and owner of multiple fitness centers.” That sounds so Jersey to me.

I am now terrified about CTE. I should probably read up on it more, but I’ve suffered at least 4 concussions in my sport- which I had to finally retire from after 9 years (amongst tons of other injuries and probably other hits to the head that didn’t leave me feeling “concussed”). The last one sparked a horrible…

Yeah, any kind of plastic surgery or fillers or not- she clearly takes very good care of herself.

A post has been making the Facebook rounds about a woman who sends pictures of her shits to guys who send her dick pics.

Gdmt I can’t seem to get on that site- it’s either down, or it doesn’t like me. All of the things posted are so cute!

I'd like to write a letter to the new girlfriend (and mother of a young boy, poor thing) of my abusive ex who, 14 months later, still contacts me asking if we can be "pen pals". I've blocked him in every way possible. Twisted fuck.

#hotmessmoves is hilarious.

OH AUSTIN. YOU'RE SO WEIRD.