I think Lee Majors is a bit old to be taking the heat for these guys.

Poor guy, he was just trying to get those girls more time on the hardwood.

Why not use some kind of 64 Impala livery on it. That way if it crashes they can throw it in the gutta, and go buy anutha

I got in one little fight and my programmer got scared and said, “You moving with auntie and uncle in Bell Labs.”

Sniff.

Any discussion about fish and boomerangs starts and ends with this guy.

This is the dick pic I send to all the ladies I know on the Twitter.

This comment is, pretty much literally, better than necessary.

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN IS KILLIN’ THE GAME!

Let’s play two!

Not disagreeing on how wonderful Russ was this year but I think it may be a stretch to say the thunder were relevant. I mean, yes, they competed for a playoff spot, but once you get in to 8th-10th place in a conference, the relevance starts to slide.

Lousy stuck up Riverdale punks...think they’re too good for us

I'd do it, too? I've been doing it all day, same as every day, minus "the money and power". When this guy hammers one back, it's super-cute, but if I crack a High Life at dawn I'm a fucking alcoholic.

Now I’ll never be able to bounce my grandson on my knee, tell him about Kentucky’s magical season and try to explain to him what the word “vacated” means.

I figured Cleveland sports radio was just people weeping into a microphone.

Half-assed Photoshop job, but you get the gist.

Those kids at the back of the bus need to quiet the hell down or I'm pulling over, making them put up their windows and turning the heat on.

Wow. Just posted this without seeing yours. +1