I almost feel awful for mentally hearing Flacco say “Check please!” in a Daffy duck voice when he lifted his finger.

Tales From the Borderlands is the best Telltale game I’ve played in regards to narrative. In many ways it has become my favorite Borderlands game too.

If you own TftB but haven’t played it you need to stop whatever you are doing RIGHT NOW and go play it. Top 5 game of all time.

There’s still room in that graveyard for all the VR headsets.

Sorry, kid, it’s been done.

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

Seriously. The last two letters. Men refusing to accept that they have to tell their dick “NO”.

If not cheating on your partner in a monogamous relationship meets your definition of sainthood you’ve set the bar pretty low.

It’s not even that, bro. What astounds me is that this fucking didgeridouche has the gall to state “I have an amazing marriage with an amazing woman” and then in the next paragraph ask, “Should I cheat on her with this chick I’ve known for 2 months?”

He sounds like he doesn’t want to do it, but yes - DON’T FUCKING DO IT YOU DECENT HUMAN BEING.

Pop quiz, hotshot: You’ve caught feels for this woman. ... What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?

There isn’t a single team in baseball I wouldn’t root for over the Yankees.

Older than rhyme, I would assume

Older than time itself.

how old is time anyway

Depends on how thick/unkempt a beard one keeps. I trim mine every three weeks or so, and I’ve found it gives my jawline a little more contour. I also genuinely prefer beard to clean shaven (note: my wife says she’ll divorce me if I go clean shaven, so even that were my preference, I’ve already made this bed).

The wizards in Harry Potter probably celebrate Christmas because they are Christian or at least exist in a Christian culture. JKRowling is a fairly devout Presbyterian and she has stated the reason that religion wasn’t mentioned in the books is that they are a bit of a Christian allegory and she felt religious…

But do they do it in Gru’s voice?

Where Do You Start Shaving Your Face First?

It will not open up any doors for you career-wise because who gives a shit that you toured with Limp Bizkit? But you have a chance, after all these years, to finally make it big. Do you take the gig?