I am all-in on a Book of Sorrows adaptation in any form.

Fun tangential game: every time someone in the “Why Your Teams Sucks” mentions racist fans, take a drink.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

You’re a monster, Nintendo.

You’re a monster, Zorg.

First time in a while that I couldn’t finish reading either letters. Cringe City today.

His loss, am I right, ladies?

Belkin BE112230-08 12-Outlet Power Strip Surge Protector

Belkin BE112230-08 12-Outlet Power Strip Surge Protector

He’s already President of my pants.

LL Bean Turbo Transit pack

LL Bean Turbo Transit pack

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I just spent a good ten minutes trying to find video of any record of this with no success or than my own memory. Glad to hear is not just my family who remembers it.

It took the better part of half an hour to merely walk up a series of narrow girders towards the end of the dungeon.

If I felt like I was fighting the dungeon most of the time, I’d be fine. Instead, I felt like I was fighting the controls. Failing time after time because Noctis decided to roll off into a bed of spikes or, instead of a minute course correction, sprint off at a 45 degree angle into the void, is the very definition…

Seriously though, screw the guy who decided to put a precision platforming dungeon into a game with such mushy, imprecise controls.

Well, right field *IS* important, y’know?

Sure, I’ll go there: