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Kiddos learning important life lessons about disappointment for the first time.

I wish I could spend the equivalent of a new crappy/used decent car on digital vanity items.

Nothing is more emblematic of being a Philadelphia sports fan than my earliest sports memory being Joe FUCKING Carter.

According to Wikipedia, the Phils are 9,464-10,552, or 1088 games under .500. That would be almost 7 162-game seasons.

Poe’s Law is a hell of a drug, man.

Why not both?

Neither did he.

Clearly holding the ball in place with his mind.

Clearly you’ve never played Monopoly with the people I have.

The best part of the movie was Daxter and Sly Cooper’s cameo.

... So was that scored as an error or what?

I move that this be referred to as The Gjallarhorn Glitch.

Star for the second sentence, not the first.

Getting Brandon Sanderson to take over A Song of Ice and Fire would be like getting Joss Whedon to take over, I don’t know, Rome or Deadwood or something like that.

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Hello, funnel cake?