Can we get a revival of the Muppet Show finally? Not a faux late night show, not a mockumentary, but a modern take on the original classic? I'm sure it would also last just one season, but I know I'd watch it.

I mean really, such poor taste starts with the parents. We can't blame the children. Shoot Mr. Keating.

Back in my day, you had to draw and quarter your Legos with your bare hands and your imagination. None of these fancy weapons and ray guns, just barefisted brutality. You counted yourself lucky if you had a miniature sword to commit medieval executions.

One of my favorite details about Eagleton is that it rests above a natural hot springs that allows palm trees to grow, lampshading the non-Indiana shooting location.

Zorp is dead, long live Zorp!

After reading the SNL review, I was waiting for this to show up as an article. I think for once it's justified. Current SNL managing to produce a hilarious sketch is shocking news.

He just wants the sketch to mow us over.

Can I trade in some of this "exposure" everyone keeps paying me with?

I like MM…FOOD, but it has never felt on the same level as Doomsday or Madvillainy. But I've seen enough people cite it as their favorite that I have to at least mention it.

As already mentioned, Madvillainy is essential. It's an album, not a collection of singles, and just flows beginning to end. Operation Doomsday, his first, is way better than its original reception may indicate. A lot of people swear by MM…FOOD as his best under the MF DOOM moniker. Other albums to look out for are Vau…

"Cookie Puss…Those guys at Carvel know what they’re doing."

MF DOOM. Proper respect please. ALL CAPS when you spell the man name.

I expect something more like the Hunger Games, really. Rich people can die in the Purge.

I had no exposure to Gad before Frozen, so I left that movie impressed with his voice work. Then I discovered that's the voice he uses for everything, and his stock character is "Olaf, but an annoying, overweight human instead of an endearing snowman." I hope he continues working with Disney animation for years to…

Well there are a lot of people going down in this video.

You know, some days I wonder if I'm too much of an asshole, until I hear about people cheering the deaths of innocents because it's entertaining. Then I realize I'm not enough of an asshole, because I still have some misguided hope for humanity.

Raging is more of a summer sport, anyway.

It's counting down to change, and anarchy, and the opportunity to pay $59.95 for tickets to the reunion shows.

FKA twigs - Hours
Arcade Fire - Half Light II (No Celebration)
M83 - OK Pal
múm - Green Grass of Tunnel
The Beach Boys - That's Not Me
Belle & Sebastian - Expectations
Tegan and Sara - The Con
The Preatures - It Gets Better
Frank Ocean - Monks
Wilco - I'll Fight

So the show ends with him ritualistically murdering all of his annoying co-workers?