I don't whether I'm relieved or disappointed that there are no Nichols Cage guest vocals.

There's no way they couldn't improve on that film. Very Bad Things is a comedy that left me feeling more depressed and unsettled than most Scandinavian dramas.

Getting Fred Schneider voice would be the greatest side effect ever. I'd order 12 cases right now.

The socks alone! They spent 59,000 pounds on them.

Animation industry dealings are not my forte, so I can't guarantee that the sources I'm reading are reliable. But here's the article that I'm assuming most are referencing: http://www.cartoonbrew.com/…

CN stopped production on future episodes. However, they apparently have loads of episodes already produced that will air over multiple seasons. So lots of people lost their jobs, but the show will continue airing new episodes for years to come, which is pretty much the worst of both worlds.

Answer: He could rock on water.

I got about half way through Sign "o" the Times before I was just too depressed to continue. I don't think work would appreciate if I spend the rest of the day drinking, sobbing, and belting out Purple Rain.

Prince has a legendary amount of audio and video locked away in his vault at Paisley Park. Unless he set it to self-destruct upon his death, there should be years of material left to emerge along with his songs possibly appearing on more streaming platforms. I know that most of that content probably isn't great, but…

I'll have to listen to this tomorrow. Jesus and Mary Chain is a band where half the time I enjoy the songs, and the other half I find unlistenable.

Now that I think about it, 2017 will also be the year Trump officially becomes President if he somehow, by some infernal pact, wins the election. I vote for considering time officially ended. We'll work on the other side of time, as Sun Ra said.

Can we skip the rest of 2016 and start 2017 now? It's the only way any of us is getting out of this year alive.

How do we know for sure the dad on Malcolm in the Middle wasn't just deep undercover?

There was a novel that used exactly that concept, also called "Elvis and Nixon." It invented what felt like a dozen new characters and plot lines occurring around the invent, including a kid lighting himself on fire to protest the war in the style of the Buddhist monks. It was not a great book, because the…

Why is he commenting here, when he should be toiling part time at ja Cold Stone Creamery?

I'm shocked anyone trusts this show with promo shots like that of the hosts. That picture screams "we're going to toast your death by house collapse as we blow all your money in Vegas."

That milk is only 5% lead. That's less than those kids are getting from their water supply anyway.

"He also noted that while almost no one has seen the initial concepts for the films, those who have were left “speechless.”"

There's the usual "kids these days" sentiment, but I think the majority of people I've seen using their phones during movies were over 40. It really doesn't matter what generation you are, we all act like selfish pricks.

I kind of wish they had gone with a CGI Killer Croc. This one doesn't look like he could hit Batman with a medium sized rock, much less a big one.