Rainer Maria - "Lost, Dropped, and Cancelled"
Gogol Bordello - "Dig Deep Enough"
Daft Punk - "Superheroes"
Metric - "The Wanderlust"
Devendra Banhart - "Cripple Crow"
The Fireman - "Is This Love?"
JC Brooks & The Uptown Sound - "I Am Trying to Break Your Heart"
New Order - "Procession (Polytechnic of Central London 12.6.85)"
T…

I prefer Liz Lemon's "bathing suit areas get a workout."

Amazon wish lists are the only thing that save me from receiving terrible, terrible presents every year. So much ill-fitting, styleless clothing. Plus it's always fun to have my ultra-conservative father-in-law by me Run the Jewels albums.

That's actually hilarious. Hilarious.

And Chris Evans is Lucas Lee.

I want to ignore it all and assume Trump will go down in glorious flames. But then I remember that George Wallace won Democratic primaries. Then I need a drink.

Donald Trump died on his way back to his home planet.

I was born in 86. It's pretty much the most annoying birth year to be roped into the Millennial hate. Our college graduation lined right up with the economy tanking, we're nearly 30 with toxic resumes, and we still get lumped in with current high school students and whatever annoying thing everyone hates about them.

Gotham's the kid that always gets picked last for kickball. Nobody wants to crossover with it unless their parent (network) makes them.

Van Halen - "In a Simple Rhyme"
Ben Babbitt - "The Zero"
Rage Against the Machine - "Freedom"
Daft Punk - "Face to Face"
Andrew Bird - "The Giant of Illinois"
Jimmy Eat World - "My Sundown"
M|O|O|N - "Crystals"
DJ Shadow - "What Does Your Soul Look Like, Part 4"
MF Doom - "Doomsday"
Justin Timberlake - "Don't Hold the Wall"

I'm thankful for the AV Club's glowing reviews of the show. Even as a Disney fan, I mostly ignored their current TV animation, excepting Phineas & Ferb. The reviews here got me to watch my first episode, and I was hooked.

It definitely feels like a breather, too. If Weirdmageddon aired as a movie, the more familiar Mabel reality would be a nice break from the much darker first act and the horror/action yet to come. Instead, everyone got a few weeks to build this episode up in their heads after the last, and now have to wait…

"I'm not on a kid's show anymore. I can swear for real! Son of a.."

It's not that I want this particular story stretched out. It's that I'd like to spend more time with these characters and their world. I'm definitely excited for whatever Hirsch comes up with next, but a little part of me will always wonder what's going on in Gravity Falls.

*wails uncontrollably, disturbing the neighbors*

Still have 3 episodes to go, and won't spoil anything yet. But 1'000 Cuts man. 1'000 Cuts. I think I should have taken a break for my own mental health after that one.

The entire elevator shooting sequence is just chilling, but the final "smile" takes the scene from tragic to truly horrifying. One word makes it obvious that this villain takes abject pleasure in the evil he commits, and it's all for his own satisfaction and amusement. So far, the rest of the episodes are doing a…

Doesn't change much. The first thing I'd do if I ran a global mega-corporation of evil is tell everyone that we are not, in anyway, evil. That way nobody would ever question our complete control and knowledge of their every waking moment. Because we're not evil. It's on a plaque.

I stopped using iTunes once I finally got a smartphone. Every one of my ripped tracks had its metadata tags encoded in some weird Apple format that shows up as "unknown" on Android devices. After spending a couple days figuring out how to fix the files, and never getting them completely right, I switched to a freeware…

There's already "Bomb Laden Mad Blast" and "CamelToe" brand hot sauces, not even mentioning all the colorful terms for burning rectums. "Mild Pedophilia" would probably be a mild name for the hot sauce industry.