Well, if he’s reporting that as fact during a year when the Yankees went 162-0 and swept the World Series, while the Red Sox went 41-121 and their manager shot up a bus full of schoolchildren, then yes, he would deserve to be fired. Because opinions generally tend to be based on facts, and while you are entitled to…

Sure, but it’s fine to make fun of little people and cripples, huh?

I actually was just informed about the specifics of agnosticism/gnosticism and atheism/theism, and how they are applied, a few months back. Prior to that, I always identified as atheist.

I think someone can reasonably call themselves a Christian while thinking Paul was full of shit. Don’t see why a person couldn’t believe in Jesus and the accounts of his message, while not believing that Paul had a random vision of him.

I’m not Christian myself, but it makes sense to apply the term to people based on…

OR WHEN THEY DON’T KNOW THE FUCKING PLU AND WONT LISTEN TO ME WHEN I TELL THEM IT’S 4065 FOR FUCKING GREEN BELL PEPPERS

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Christopher Nolan replicated it amazingly in The Dark knight Rises.

I guessed “eggplant wiener”

It’s the silver lining of not being part of the 1%. Sure, you’ve got a boot on your neck from birth and you’re only going to lose ground as you grow older, but at least you can wag your finger at the fuckers who are destroying the world every once in a while.

I remember former Doctor Who showrunner Russell T. Davies having a spectacular fail of his usual amiability when he was accused of “lying” to fans. He pretty much snapped, “How about I just post all the scripts on the internet, send everyone else home, and not bother making the fucking show?” Pretty hard to come up…

*In Gravelly voice*

“Holding it in both hands, it feels like about the weight of a pound of ground coffee.”

I actually don’t have a huge problem with K saying what he said on the court (preferably in a vacuum where he didn’t coach Grayson Allen or mercilessly berate refs, and outside the context of the perverted NCAA landscape, but whatever). Here we like to side immediately against the stodgy old conservative-values guy…

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

All of these are obvious, but I would not include “Contact” because there is NO chemistry between Jodi Foster and Matthew McConaughey. None whatsoever.

It doesn’t benefit you. This wasn’t for you. No one cares about you, and your wants are insignificant.

“The game easily could have, and probably should have, ended in regulation. With just three second remaining, Kansas forward Landen Lucas went over the back of Oklahoma forward Khadeem Lattin’s fighting for an offensive rebound, With a little over three seconds remaining, Kansas guard Frank Mason was hit in the…

To me, it is both hilarious and super serious. On the one hand, I mean, how could you not laugh at these idiots?

3. No comment on the phantom call at the end of the 1st half were Mason got nothing but ball, or the no call at the end of regulation? The refs literally tried to force the game on OU and they wouldn’t accept it

Kansas took the lead and extended it to eight midway through the half, before Oklahoma stormed back