Standing between them, a distressed-looking Willem Dafoe pulls at his crown of thorns.

And what, pray tell, could he have been doing during this 2 hour (at max) photoshoot that would have impacted his team? This idea that "URGRGRGR if your not living the sport 24/7 your a joke!" bullshit has got to stop.

I'm Oscar!

Yes, no way the small business owner could ever survive on $350k a year, or would want to, right? Utter bullshit.

Incidental seems generous. I could imagine it being accidental, as in he didn't mean to kick him in the face, but what was the reason for his foot flying up that high? I know Dempsy got into his body a bit, but the leg swing doesn't seem like it's a natural extension of an innocent reaction to that.

Okay, am I the only person out there who doesn't think the trailing missions are terrible? I can think of a few that could be mildly annoying, but I enjoy them, overall. They feel like little puzzles where my job is to determine which actions and motions to take in a precise order to get through as swiftly and…

Ok ok ok, so: imagine for a second the guy in the suit is Rick Moranis. I know, strange request, but just do it. Got it? Great. Awesome. Hold that thought.

Eh. Still better than Prometheus.

This kind of column highlights pretty much the only redeemable aspect of Mushnick. Give him enough rope, and he knows exactly what to do.

So what you're saying is that if it doesn't come to the platform you play on, you won't buy it?

Well, I will always refer to Kefka as the God Clown now. Awesome video.

I would agree, but as has been said on this site before - saying FFT is your favourite Final Fantasy is like saying Bartlett is your favourite President; at once both patently obvious and cheating.

I'd multiple star you for this brutal truth that all Final Fantasy fans need to accept if I was allowed to.

Just came to correct everyone-

How can you have a film about the history of Final Fantasy and not mention Tactics?

Final Fantasy went downhill when Sakaguchi's integrity was bought off with cold hard cash. For the longest time he and Square had a staunch "no sequels" policy. Each game was to be their own installment in their own standalone world. A one-shot wonder and that was it.

Then the Enix merger. Suddenly! Movies,…

Sometimes a lot of people like something and you don't, then sometimes you like something and a lot of people hate it.

It happens, not really that big a mystery.

Waited until right before the story was going to drop before getting MU's comment? Really? Did you read any of the letter form MU's PR guy?

Arturo is crazy good, as well.