I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure.

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

I’d like to see them go with the radio plays as the primary source. They’re way zippier than the books, so clearly more of a roundish peg for the round hole of TV adaptation.

Underneath the hilarious gags and delightfully whimsical fancies, the the soul of the H2G2 trilogy is their wry, quintessentially British fatalism, which is a bad fit for the two-hour blockbuster model. This explains why the well-intentioned 2005 movie is perfect in many small moments (the transformation into yarn…

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

But without Spy Kids Tracker, I won’t know when the next Spy Kid’s movie comes out.

Hey, Nintendo actually put all of My deleted Maker 1 levels named pile of poo back up and told me it was due to mass reporting. Thanks for the speculation 

Glad to see Defending Your Life given its due.. one of those movies that perfectly accomplishes what it set out to do, along with say, Groundhog Day...

Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”

I suspect the next news drop we hear about Hunter will be that he used tax payer money to pay for abortions for these women

God bless Javy Baez.

Fabulous read.  Great work.

“You can’t just WISH to be a baller. It has to come from inside you!”

The only bomb was Dumbo, which even if it had been received well seemed like a pretty big mismatch of director to content.

Sweet I’m not crazy, at least not this time.  I knew it happened to me a few times.  I think it only happens if you kill the mother ship while its still at the top of the screen. As long as its coming down with your ship its ok to kill.

Wait...what’s this now?  That’s a thing?  

I literally mention this game in the article.....