Try Aldi! It's the best grocery store EVER! 

Saw a trailer for this just the other day:

Never underestimate the petty cruelty of a government agency.

At the same time, it’s good to see that the Star Child from 2001: A Space Odyssey is still getting work.

She doesn’t care what any of us think. We are the peasants; she is the gentry. She, more than any other member of the Trump administration (saying a lot), is determined to establish an honest to god official aristocracy in the US.

“Science should not be partisan”

“Time is on my side,” Fallen

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS AND I’M EVEN MORE EXCITED NOW THAT WE HAVE AN ACTUAL RELEASE DATE.

Goddamn, this was a tragic but necessary read.+1

Regulation bad! Complete freedom good!

Imperfect is a perfectly cromulent word

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Immediately after walking out I texted a few friends to say we’d have to have a couple drinks and watch it together when it comes out on home video, an honor(?) we usually reserve for PureFlix stuff. It’s the kind of movie MADE for riffing.

I mean, they got along together, so I’d imagine Stan’s okay with it.

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

1944 National Champions.

Or, seeing as he’s Bruce Boxleitner, President TRON.

At least it wasn’t a pickle...