Yes! This exactly. Thank you.

The kind that comes in gallon cans with a plain white label.

I mean he was also in the stellar MST3K feature “Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.”

No one has employed the Triple Narwhal gambit since Alexander Alekhine’s legendary self-inflicted goring in a match against José Raúl Capablanca at the 1907 Reykjavik Open.

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

Obviously it wouldn't be surprising if he gets cut, but since the Bears' released Gould years ago, the kicker situation has been a nightmare and Parkey has been the least unpleasant of those. 

Longest. Nihilist. Arby’s. Tweet. Ever.

God dang it!

Was on a tour through Scotland once and this guy from Texas was in the group. How did I know? Because he made it very clear he was from Texas. I couldn’t facepalm hard enough.

As a Bears fan, this was me:

which ended with him getting whacked with a vacuum tube

“Shhhhh!! McCarthy is a great coach!! They should give him a huge extension.”

Obligatory.

I’d like my Astros to meet the Cubs in the WS so we can be the only team to face both teams in a city in a WS.  Go Astros!

If it encourages them to make hard-R movies, and then later rerelease PG-13 versions with silly framing devices, I’m all for that.

It would be 100% appropriate for the PG-13 version of Deadpool to just be a five minute intro from Deadpool and then have him show the entire Princess Bride, uncut with him making some comments MST3K style as narrator voice.

The constant references to Wisconsin Dells on MST3K never cease to delight my wife and I (we live not far from there). In fact, I came here to mention MST3K because it seems every time I rewatch an old episode, I get another joke I didn’t before. I believe in some of the old episodes they say, “Slowly I turned...step…

My favorite is from 30 Rock - Liz Lemon’s dad, Dick, saying regarding a family gathering, “You can’t have a ‘Lemon Party’ with old Dick!” The Lemon Party joke was so obscure, referred to something so disgusting, fucking subversive and hilarious. I remember jumping out of my chair and running around scream-laughing.

Does Mark Wahlberg take an hour-and-a-half shower?