Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Live look at Davis in the bills locker room.

A head shot during a slide versus a routine (actually very soft) hit on a QB throwing the ball. Definition of a false equivalency.

“It’s also possible we’re headed for a period of time of long term slow growth”

Isn’t that what we’ve already been in for a number of years? 

I’d like to see exactly the character you describe solve a series of supernatural cases, like Kolchak.

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

Or My World of Flops.

Penis.

Nothing was worse than booting up Space Cadet pinball in computer class and forgetting to mute your sound first. 

As a crazy person who is also cub fan, I’ve seen a large percentage of his at bats through his career. So I’ve spent a lot of time this season trying to figure out what exactly is different about him in 2018. What’s helped Baez this year, hilariously, is that he’s swinging MORE. Look at his swing rates in his career,…

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

That’s a bad theory 

You got all that from this picture ?

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):

Actual professional editor here.

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

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That was what stood out to me about this entire thing. All the pathetic politicians whining about being “tricked” into saying stupid shit are just showing how dumb and morally bankrupt they are. Cohen deals in deception, sure. But he doesn’t deceive you into saying shit you don’t believe. He disarms you enough to say…