Nothing was worse than booting up Space Cadet pinball in computer class and forgetting to mute your sound first. 

As a crazy person who is also cub fan, I’ve seen a large percentage of his at bats through his career. So I’ve spent a lot of time this season trying to figure out what exactly is different about him in 2018. What’s helped Baez this year, hilariously, is that he’s swinging MORE. Look at his swing rates in his career,…

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

That’s a bad theory 

My star goes to Antti (In Eli’s mail):

Actual professional editor here.

I thought “poison pill” was some sort of Papa John’s pizza.

Other tips include:

Milo Yiannopoulos is in the movie. Joey Lawrence plays a law professor.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

This is the artisanal, acorn-fed, small-batch bratwurst of legal sausage production. You pay a premium for this kinda stuff.

That was what stood out to me about this entire thing. All the pathetic politicians whining about being “tricked” into saying stupid shit are just showing how dumb and morally bankrupt they are. Cohen deals in deception, sure. But he doesn’t deceive you into saying shit you don’t believe. He disarms you enough to say…

No, you just winged him and made him a Unitarian.

stupid sexy Iceland

A little nonsense now and then,