I guess it could...

Weird Al for next year’s Super Bowl halftime show, please and thanks

Ha ha, males don’t have “friendships”!

Listen, it is illegal to exhibit any sort of excitement about a potential bounce-back from Jason Heyward until he actually finishes a full season with an OPS over .800.

Dogma

Three MLB games? I thought the doubleheader was against the Orioles.

“We love - LOVE! - that the implanted AI is a comical but unfeeling killing machine. But we wondered if maybe, it could instead be more adorable and friendly? And not be an implanted cybernetic enhancement, but actually his five year old niece who teaches him how to smile again?”

The child will typically ask open, guileless questions about the person, which will immediately pierce the carefully constructed hypocrisies of the parent, revealing them to be self-serving lies. This will cause the parent a few uncomfortable moments, which cannot be tolerated.

NFL: Here,this is our new anthem policy to remind you that we are the best at lacking common sense and dignity

Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

Just because YOU found a better job doesn’t mean *everyone* can. We’ve got people with Ph.D’s working retail in this country because the jobs don’t exist.

“OH MY! Someone likes something that I do not like? HOW COULD THIS BE?!?!?!”

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

It sounds like maybe you guys are trying to watch only the most popular streams? When you get more than about 1000 people in a single chat-room, it’s simply not possible to properly moderate it, no matter how many mods you have.
There are TONS of smaller streamers out there with absolutely fantastic chat communities.

Solid list, but gotta disagree on Pan’s Labyrinth, and I think Wilco’s Being There is out-and-out great, A + material.

I’m pretty sure you can be both. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but cleaning up can be super gross

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

I love this fake-out in-joke version from SNL that ends up getting crashed by a special guest: