very “toejam and earl” idea. I love it.

Clearly a tie-in with “This Is Us,” where Crock Pots around the world suddenly become self-aware and start indiscriminately killing off humanity. The estimated run time for the movie is 6-8 hours, or 3-5 hours on HIGH.

I’ve always seen this scene this way.
Thanks for this Peter and Kotaku, i love you when you do this kind of stuff <3

Walk Hard is a good movie from beginning to end.

Oh, the first Hot Shots is great. “When I look at you men, I think to myself, what I wouldn’t give to be 30 years younger. And a woman.”

Message!

It’s only in your head you feel left out.

#NotMySpacePope

Track: Party Hard | Artist: Andrew W.K. | Album: I Get Wet

Wait till you see their chess team!

(This is actually true. UMBC has one of the best collegiate chess programs in the country.)

I would like to dip my balls in your comment.

Praise Him!

I don’t mind stealin’ bread,

Track: Block Rockin’ Beats | Artist: The Chemical Brothers | Album: Dig Your Own Hole

Say anything else you want about this, but Rob Zombie puts on one hell of a live show.

Throwing Copper and Secret Samadhi are the only Live albums that hold up, really. After “The Dolphin’s Cry” it was all downhill.