Agreed. Orange whip? Orange whip?

I’m done fucking around, repeal the second amendment and tell all the butt hurt rednecks they can soothe themselves with my thoughts and prayers. Granted, I don’t pray and my thoughts will be of each and every one of them shooting their tiny dicks off, but it’s the best they’ll get out of me. Fuck ‘em.

And while we’re on the subject, why doesn’t David, the biggest Arquette, simply eat the smaller Arquettes?

Cue all the “prayers and thoughts” social media posts.

Also really charming for the short time she’s in Hateful Eight.

I’m enjoying reading this like it’s a circa 2005 LiveJournal blog post about a group of girlfriends going out to hate-watch The Worst Movie Night, Wine Required. So I’m torn between “why would you all do this to yourselves, I hope you got paid a bonus for risking your mental sanity” and “Can I come too, you guys seem…

“A-B-B-B-A? That will never work”

The attention to detail makes this work a piece of art. I’m in awe.

Track: The Touch | Artist: Stan Bush | Album: The Transformers: The Movie

If whether or not you like an artist’s work has anything at all to wanting to see him brough down for sexual harassment or abuse of power, you are MISSING THE POINT.

A lot of games have ACE exploits that are really awesome. The Legend of Zelda has a highly specific series of inputs that let players go right to Zelda’s room at the end and Symphony of the Night has a really amazing bit of menu navigation that triggers a credits warp.

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

See, this is why I’ve been saying that Izzo and Dantonio might be retiring a lot sooner than they had maybe planned. Get out before the cavalry comes looking for them.

When it’s time to shut down MSU athletics, can we all unite to stop this one thing that will inevitably happen before it even starts? Let’s all band together and make sure every potential recruit gets this:

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

He is essentially the ultimate goal of any high school burnout: spend your life pretending to be bill Murray.

Damnit Jesse YOU PUT HIM IN THE BATHTUB?!!?!

his punishment should be listening to all of this in his cell until he dies.

I think for me the distinction comes from the fact that the call indicated that there was a hostage situation, one person had already been killed, and the house was set to go up in flames.

That doesn’t at all excuse the officer who killed the victim; I’ve said a few times now that I think he deserves manslaughter—but…