Agreed. Orange whip? Orange whip?

I’m done fucking around, repeal the second amendment and tell all the butt hurt rednecks they can soothe themselves with my thoughts and prayers. Granted, I don’t pray and my thoughts will be of each and every one of them shooting their tiny dicks off, but it’s the best they’ll get out of me. Fuck ‘em.

And while we’re on the subject, why doesn’t David, the biggest Arquette, simply eat the smaller Arquettes?

People do this to try and expose them in an effort to reveal the extent of the problem. They want to be able to trust the research papers these journals have in their editions, else what is the point of reading them?

Cue all the “prayers and thoughts” social media posts.

Also really charming for the short time she’s in Hateful Eight.

I always thought Blade doesn’t get the credit it deserves because the movie isn’t very comic book-y and is more of a 90s action/horror movie. It doesn’t help the Blade is a minor comic character, though that fact actually helped get the movie made.

I’m enjoying reading this like it’s a circa 2005 LiveJournal blog post about a group of girlfriends going out to hate-watch The Worst Movie Night, Wine Required. So I’m torn between “why would you all do this to yourselves, I hope you got paid a bonus for risking your mental sanity” and “Can I come too, you guys seem…

“A-B-B-B-A? That will never work”

The attention to detail makes this work a piece of art. I’m in awe.

Track: The Touch | Artist: Stan Bush | Album: The Transformers: The Movie

If whether or not you like an artist’s work has anything at all to wanting to see him brough down for sexual harassment or abuse of power, you are MISSING THE POINT.

A lot of games have ACE exploits that are really awesome. The Legend of Zelda has a highly specific series of inputs that let players go right to Zelda’s room at the end and Symphony of the Night has a really amazing bit of menu navigation that triggers a credits warp.

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

This time the sharks had SAG cards.

See, this is why I’ve been saying that Izzo and Dantonio might be retiring a lot sooner than they had maybe planned. Get out before the cavalry comes looking for them.

When it’s time to shut down MSU athletics, can we all unite to stop this one thing that will inevitably happen before it even starts? Let’s all band together and make sure every potential recruit gets this:

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.