All sorts of people throw out first pitches before baseball games. Old guys, dinosaurs, washed rappers—you name it, they’ve done it.

My senior year our prank involved blocking off the parking lot and cooking breakfast in the middle (our finals were done, but everyone else still has tests). The principal came out and asked for pancakes. Good times.

I turn 40 this year, am I supposed to stop coming to this site and start watching cable news?

I dunno, how are the Nationals using Bryce Harper?

Right…. we had to get up half an hour before we went to bed, drink a cup of poison, go down to mill, work 46 hours a day, pay the boss for the privilege of working, and when we got home, our parents would kill us and dance about on our graves singing hallelujah!

Warm Beer? Luxury…in Southburg we paid for the privilege of sharing a moving box for urination with the side flaps cut down to make room for 4 at a time. When we finished we were sprayed with cold water from the concession stand and given mustard packets.

In my world, a healthy amount of WA is however much I can play while the wife watches stuff on TV.

Worms is still a favorite of mine, I’ll break out Battle Islands for the Wi and play matches verses comp teams for hours.

I'd go with "Take the Skinheads Bowling"

I’d like to believe that, but I’ve seen what he’s done so far.

Blurred Lines was worth it if only because it brought us one of Weird Al's best parodies, period. Word Crimes is freaking brilliant.

Well then tell him to get out!

One possibility is that they wanted to ensure that people taking the quiz were still paying attention and not simply clicking yes or no for everything. It’s common for psychological inventories to include a few validity questions to ensure takers are paying attention. These questions are designed to be unidirectional…

Hey, Fucko, we like to call it interspecies erotica.

Just dropped about a dozen Bowie tracks in a row while making dinner, getting ready to watch Labyrinth. May need to get the dust out of my eye.

There are times in my life where things are going wrong, and there appears to be no way for them to improve that I think to myself. “I may be in prison, but at least I don’t live in Cleveland.”

As a Bears fan, I’m a bit surprised they pulled the trigger so quickly on Lovie. He may have worn out his welcome in Chicago, but he did pretty well for quite a while with the Bears, including getting them to a Super Bowl with Rex Grossman (excuse me while I choke back some vomit). TB could (and probably will) do a…

I have a Kane shirt I haven’t worn (even around the house) since the allegations came out. I intentionally pass it up every time i see it in my dresser. Even if he’s never charged with anything, it still feels wrong to wear. I get your hesitation completely, it comes down to the level of bad behavior you can tolerate.…

I read it as Andrew W.K.

Or if Joffrey was put on a rack.