I was a student at NIU in 2008 when the Valentines Day shooting took place. I wince with every report of a mass shooting.

That’s it, shut down the internet. We’ve reached peak hilarity.

“In the end, does it even really matter?”

No, but I had a friend once that consumed a shark bite (fishbowl sized drink) by himself and pooped blue the next day.

I'll cop to watching Fire and PD, they may not be spectacular, but they are entertaining dramas that seem to be getting better at developing long term storylines. Med had been used as a environment to continue such stories (mostly Fire this season, though Platt had shown up a little in most of the PD episodes this…

100% agree on the fake band names, LakiDaziKal has been mine for decades (unnecessary capitalization and all)

But stupid babies need the most help!

<Insert Journey joke here>

what a day for a birthday, let's all have some cake
And your smell like one too

If you have to go longer, set the oven to warm (170°) and put the food there. Be careful with Styrofoam containers, they are apt to melt before too long.

Caucus, Caucus, Caucus!

Can I see it?

As a chess player Pawn Sacrifice looks the most interesting to me, both for the story and the cast. Knock Knock could surprise as well, if only b/c Keanu could carry the weirdness into something fascinating.

Only Extant will give you an episode of television titled “Zugzwang.”

What’s worse than cleaning a normal theatre? Cleaning a theatre after a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Toilet paper on a sticky floor may as well be super glued down, not to mention the various other items (both allowed and snuck in) I find. Ever picked up used condoms without gloves? I have, for…

THEY HAVE A PEPPER BAR!

It's the only way to be sure.

World Series Of Dice "Leonard Washington. Where am I from? Little town called none of your goddam business!"