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You evil, metal, dork!

The sick part is that you could argue (semi-reasonably) that the Cubs are the 3rd best team in the league, yet as of now, they would be forced to a play-in game against another top 5 team (Pirates) for the privilege of playing the best team in the league (Cardinals) in the Quarterfinals! NL Central is insanely stacked…

1 point in the standings is worth much more than the loss of a goal on differential. Also, by pulling off the draw, you reduce your opponents points in the standings (3 point swing in total). Well worth the risk.

Sobbing "Of course!"

Ambrose now = Jeff Hardy 2006 (his pre-title run pops were ridiculous)

All the upvotes for ^^^^

That location in Houston is also next to a theatre that has played Rocky Horror a couple times a month for (at least) the past 20 years. Perhaps the Time Warp at work?

"This third installment of the Sharknado pop cultural phenomenon—yes, that’s what we’re going to call it—is supposedlySharknado meets White House Down (and strangely, doesn’t star Daniel Bryan and Kane)"

And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed, my father woke up screaming "STOP! WAIT A MINUTE! STOP IT BOY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT AN EXPENSIVE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT!"

Honestly, this may be my favorite AV Club article ever, in that it so clearly explains what to many is an unexplainible phenomenon. Also, I love terrible movies.

My (baldy made) point exactly, although there are plenty of other shitty shows they could repeat too. If you're just going to show crap, might as well just show it again instead of the most criminally underwatched show soon not to be on TV.

If your shitcanning the series anyway, make the fans happy and make the rest of the season available via streaming immediately. Gives you room to rerun American Ninja Warrior again.

Truly, Otm Shank is our greatest actor…

I SHOVEL WELL!

Upvote for "The Statue Got Me High"

I remember turning away from TMBG on the release of John Henry, probably in large part b/c my teenage brain couldn't make the cognitive shift from the oddities of Flood/A18 to the more mainstream (of the time) sound of JH. Didn't appreciate the album (and the band as a whole more) until many years later.

Born in N. Illinois, spent a lot of time in Wisconsin, currently living in Texas. Seen a good share of drinkers down here, but nothing like the quantity and quality of drinkers in Wisconsin. Sorry Texas, you don’t get everything.

Gore, upon arriving at the symposium "I have ridden the mighty moon worm!"
Fry "Good for him."

La vie.

How about Pussy Riot's thoughts on (breaks into Prince) WHAAAAAAAAAAA