Not if Japan is the model for the future of human sexuality like it’s been the future of much of our modern device culture for the past three decades. Apparently sex is on the way out (Japanese don’t do it). It’s not even necessary for reproduction anymore (because science). Millennials are too bummed out by not…

Is Jack McSwagbag Roy Lanchester’s American cousin, perhaps? (Roy is an invention, I think, of Richard Porter aka Sniff Petrol)

Many trees were blown over, several cars were crushed, thankfully nobody died AFAIK. It was a real wind storm, just not the storm of the century that it was shaping up to be. Oftentimes storms lose power before they fulfill meteorologists worst fears who have a duty to warn us of how bad things could get. I’m not…

I spy Seattle. Before the windstorm hit.

You come across like a crotchety old dude shaking his walking stick at the TV.

Ever hear the saying “information wants to be free”? If you think your getting upset about leaks is going to somehow affect the situation, dream on.

Nice Honda Accord you have there, Major.

Is this a sign of the end-times? News of a douchebag crashing on Jalopnik and no jokes about under-inflated tyres or digital gauges? WTF!?!?

I’m going to go ahead and say Flugplatz und, er and, Adnauer Forst, yeeaah.

I agree that the public isn’t well served by secrecy, but I don’t know what benefit would be established by divulging information either. It likely sets a precedent for regular updates which I imagine they’re trying to avoid, particularly in a situation like TBI where there is great variability in recovery. Either way…

This seems like such a loss of control of the situation for a piddling amount of money. Schumacher’s people have been forced to divulge information they were strenuously trying to keep out of the public eye. They could have foregone the legal case even if that might have raised the possibility that the report was…

“Cambodian Tire” LOL. Love the Quebecois-ish pronunciation of grindeur too.

Aha. A petition from local petrolheads should be put together to impress on the owners that their squabbling is hurting the cars and that they should be liberated. Cheers.

Exactly why are pilots necessary in war aircraft?

Oh my, what do we have here? A SIMCA, what looks like an Opel Astra, some kind of Volvo, a Beetle. What else is in there? That lot should be restored while there’s still hope. In the meanwhile, good photo. You should probably take some more if you get the chance.

Only on April 1st. How does one drive a high performance car without one’s derriere somehow firmly attached to the chassis? This is not possible!

Haha. Not sure what else you can do as a cat: they tend to rip tissues to shreds before they ever get them anywhere close to the scene of the snot accident.

It’s like the Boxster-concept-to-production-car shit sandwich all over again!

“We saw some images we did not want to see right there...” Yeah, we don’t actually want to show the state executing someone for stealing a few greenbacks. Not when bankers do a hundred times worse every day and are allowed to get away with it. Got to show the little people that they can’t get away with shit in this…

This has Pulitzer written all over it! These are the questions that no-one else is asking, outside of a shed at NASA, probably. And we know NASA no longer has the rhetorical heft of Jalopnik, thanks to budget slicing by scientifically illiterate legislators. Legislators who are no doubt controlled by billionaires with…