Awesome! Now I can up-douche my edgelord twitter game

What a complete legend of F1 Niki has been. He will be missed. If anything this will spur Mercedes to even greater heights. RIP Niki Lauda.

In my time, it was a great honor and, at the same time, a great risk to code in assembler. I’ve lost some friends, but the reality is that a programmer must accept the risk. So many languages are now in the virtual environment, where it is almost impossible to have an accident. It’s like coding in a simulator, with…

If America - and the world - somehow manages to make it through this final era of the old bastards clinging to power and angrily threatening anyone and everyone who comes within 3,000 miles of their lawn, I think things are going to be OK. I just hope America’s impressive younger generations just don’t have to figure…

Thanks. I did read that piece.

You don’t make a lot of sense. You’re attempting to compare road cars against specialized track machines that don’t go hundreds of thousands of miles using the same components, and without rebuilds. There’s been a raft of failures in F1 where the energy store and MGU-K fail: Renault and Honda have have had the worst…

Hmmm, not too much about the 570S, I was hoping to hear a more in depth comparison of the features and foibles of one against the other.

Why did I just watch that? Other than following my leader in all things automotive, Torch?

They probably keep getting punched out by he-who-must-not-be-named-for-legal-reasons.

Oy vey! No Goy? That’s meshuganah!

Bollocks by name, bollocks by nature.

I’ve done something to my computer* and can no longer log into Kinja/Jalopnik (Fusion seems to somehow work, weird) so I’ve been straining for days to unburden myself of the knowledge that not only in these dark, dank days of national political turpitude (currently available only in USA; check your local listings for…

The original cut-away drawing uses the same legends, i.e. front engine is the one furthest forward in the chassis, driving the rear wheels.

I think we have found the spiritual successor to the great Hunter S. Thompson. Brilliant Gonzo journalism.

I thought the same thing. It’s obvious we’re being trolli’d!

C’mon, give the cops a break (other than the window)! They were afraid for *her* life. Did they shoot the window out, as per policy?

... to say nothing of promised products undelivered (#TrumpUniversity ...)

Unpaid bills you say? It’s a Trump endeavor isn’t it, admit it?

‘grats. Make the most of it before the storm troopers get drones!

“Ordinary” family hatchbacks will do 140mph+ in Europe, even on non-Autobahn motorways. They probably will do it in USA too but we’re too shit-scared of the gestapo to find out. In Europe the worst that usually happens is a speeding fine from an automated box. In USA it’s a hail of bullets.