OMG, did that guy’s head come right off?!

We all know Hope Solo shot first.

And the Oscar for Fidgeting In a Hot Metal Can goes to ... <opens envelope> ... Kenny Baker! RIP Mr. Baker, you were one of the ones who made Star Wars the epic it will always be.

There are links and headlines you see in the “You may also like” section when you think, “I bet that’s one of Jason Torchinsky’s” and, well, yup!

I now see what the “Challenge” part of the name refers to. Thanks for enlightening us, Doug!

This sort of thing just encourages America not to fix its shitty infrastructure!

Did you see where on Autosport (IIRC) someone is arguing that F1 is also made into an Olympic sport? Did you start writing for Autosport? Did you?!

I did the same - I’m usually pretty hot (I think) on the old googleizer - but I didn’t spot this image, nor on yahoo.

That one was easy peasy Renault squeezy. Well done on finding the exact pic too!

Double-wide body? Doppelweidearsch in Porschespeak, I think

Max Verstappen is feeling so old.

You’re actually Google Image search aren’t you??!?

Mamma mia, some fantastic Ferraris there, other than the breadvans.

The new Starbucks Tire Warmers?

Ha ha, same thing happened to me at Russell Racing School (back in the day) at Laguna Seca: busted seat chewed a chunk out of my posterior. You tend not to notice those things till after the adrenaline overload has subsided, a day later.

Lovely man, Dinsdale. Er, I mean Bernie.

Very happy to see Dale is appearing on Jalopnik now. His drive of the GT-R around a slippery and sodden Spa was inspired. Anyone who is a Nurburgring/Nordschleife nut (like me) should check out Dale’s site at http://www.bridgetogantry.com

Great writing, Mr. B. While the answer is always Miata at Jalopnik, I’ve always admired them, have occasionally tried them, but never really, really wanted them. I could see myself having fun in a Fiat 124 Abarth though. If it had over 200 ponies and a commensurate boost in torque I think it would be even more…

Get yourself a lawnmower and a YouTube account and have at.

Being competent helps too!