Very satisfying. Although what was that bit about holding the SuperBowl on an urban British lawn? Surely you mean the FA cup final James? Tch.

2016 version

Ah, that’s not acknowledging the increasingly virtual existence that most of us experience. Are we not now interacting with teh interwebz instead of real human meatbags of emotion and illogic? Who knows even whether Andrew P Collins is an AI or not, or whether in fact I’m a bot (I can’t even tell therefore I think I…

Looks like Angry Ted Kravitz (not that I’ve ever seen Ted angry, nor in a crash helmet or with a ciggie come to that)

... and the huge wing, of course.

*GT3RS - fender vents and rear air intakes (for brakes/aero)

From what I could see of images of TG in the studio, the audience appears older and less aware than previous TG generations. Some article mentioned a segment of the audience had been imported from Evans’ favourite Indian (restaurant) which seemed bizarre.

How did I know this was Vancouver? Probably because I go to Vancouver often and the place is absolutely festooned with hypercars, most being driven slowly along city streets and a few been driven like renegades from a Fast & Furious movie. It seems the drivers got their skills from said movie and believe that…

I really think McLarens are the t*ts, and I’d definitely choose one over a Ferrari or a (modern) Lamborghini if I decided to blow several hundred K on a supercar. But I’m a no-life OCD-afflicted anorak of a car-spotter Jalopnik junkie, and even I had difficulty discerning that the car in the picture was a 675LT and…

Vorsprung Durch Technik, baby!

That was very enjoyable. I’d take the X over the Bentayga which is just a Q7 for people with more money than sense (I think the X is for people with both in about equal measure).

Two thumbs way up for the elliptical replacement reference!

It’s like the Koyaanisqatsi of Destruction

My cars are on the monochrome scale. I specifically choose these colors so that I don’t stand out to po-po. If I didn’t have to worry so much about the national revenue enforcement squad I’d ride around in fabulous!y colored cars.

Define “everyone”. The non-spider lights come to America because NHTSA is woefully behind the curve the rest of the developed world is on when it comes to headlights.

Ha! Fools! Which bit of “There is no substitute” do they not understand?! Mercedes tried it with the AMG GT. Close. No cigar.

Bonus points: no mild steel to rust into metal lacework!

It looks great in the flesh: proper supercar low & wide.

I was going to poke fun about it being hand-crafted by Luigi and Tony under the tutelage of Roboto-san, but it’s bloody amazing they only want around $65K USD for a base model. I would love one. With a V-6 and a manual box... Also, the European lights kick ass. When are NHTSA going to wake up and smell the the 21st…

This is how Day Of The Triffids started... And War Of The Worlds...