I’m almost certain he’ll get a lifetime ban from Frontier. That’s pretty standard even in cases less egregious than this. Also, interfering with a flight crew member is a federal crime, so he’s got that to look forward to.

“Man whose parents have amassed just enough to retire at 65 without reducing middle class standard of living crushes their dreams in one fell swoop.”

“massive net worth”

I’m not from anywhere, I’m an army brat.

Sell high, buy low.

I sold rental properties this year for so much more than I could have ever imagined.

If Tracy tells you to seek help, go.

Seek help.

That, unfortunately would be contributing to a minor. Hell we can't even get him a cigar.

*May not apply to 4L60 equipped models.

I actually sort of prefer it without the trim, maybe with a big dent in the taillight and a bit of missing trim on the side...

OK, first off, he says regularly commuting to see his parents, not daily.

The cool thing is, golden retrievers actually can make fetch happen. They’re just that good!

Um, I just wanted to write about dogs, man.

Goldens are the best! 

Sweet, loving, seeks affection, easily distracted, gets into everything, wants to chase birds and squirrels? There’s a reason we called little rainjump (complete with ADHD) our golden retriever puppy when he was small. At 16 - yeah, you can still see it. He’s also too smart for his own good but is excellent at hiding…

They’re more like, “Gotta find the dope, gotta find the dope...oh, look, a butterfly!”

Goldens: “Why would you want to bust that guy and put him in jail? If he’s in jail, he can’t play with me......”

Goldens understand that finding drugs and pleasing their handler will make them happy, but that 2-day-old french fry under the chair several gates away would make them happier.

Wow, there is a pissy little commenter who has been showing up who can’t decide what they hate more, dogs, feminism, or himbos. Fun!