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“You are a white person. Here’s how you get invited to an awesome black people barbeque.”
I also would like:
“You are an educated middle class white person. Here’s how you get invited to the redneck’s awesome barbeque.”

You know, what’s really funny here is that rednecks hate black people…

its ostenatiousness is what makes it.

good luck finding a job in the auto industry in NE, bro

between Grand Island and Omaha there is NOT A DAMN THING except flatness.
I can say the same thing of Iowa - I could have an AMAAAAZING house for what I make now, except the scenery changes there if you drive a while. It doesn’t in NE. It would be awesome if there…

The Fiesta ST is surprisingly easy to wrench on.

There are states that are flyover and states that aren’t. Utah and Colorado are amazing driving roads. Oklahoma is about as much fun as root canal.
Nebraska was the worst. NEBRASKA, now THAT is a flyover state. 8 hours on I-80 feeling like you’re making NO PROGRESS.
There are nice places to live everywhere else but…

The Bait Car one was especially weird. It belongs to a Coworker, and the LAPD was very weird about him having the device at all, but after some explanation of where he’d pulled it out of his car and the markings, LAPD reluctantly believed his story and returned it.

Details about the FBI GPS one are a bit sketchier as I…

Can we like send a memo to all the Asian kids making apps, “Please use a somewhat original name?”
Flappy Bird. Crossy Road. WHAT THE FUCK.
HAVE YOU NO IMAGINATION?

You know what happens when you clone a game and make something original? You get crazy shit like Cat Mario.

copying an already proven game doesn’t make the clone good.
you just like playing original frogger and don’t know it.

I just googled what a Turbo Mallard was. Goddamn you. Now I need one too.

Waiting for “Why noone should ever buy a gasoline powered VW”

Weirdly, I’ve had two friends buy vehicles that ended up being “hot” in the government sense. One bought a 318ti about a year ago, and last month he noticed something blinking inside the center console when the car was off, and it turned out to be a Bait Car GPS system WHICH WAS STILL ON (hence the blinky green light,…

Have a 3000GT VR4.

So in addition to the ITR, have you, at some point or now, owned an M3? You totally have huh. Nailed it. LOL

I have some awesome photos already but the damn thing is still on the lift waiting for the rear tires, only the front two showed up.

We did a set of NEON Turbomacs, BC Coilovers and MP275 on a Focus ST today.

Full feature of the car to be published at http://blog.modbargains.com this week once the wheels are installed. In case you were wondering what the holdup is, aligning an old AWD, 4-wheel steering car is a bit tricky so we’ve been allowed to take our time with this beauty - as you can imagine, you can’t daily a VR4,…

We have a white VR4 in the shop right now, another similarly clean 99 with the SAME ROTA WHEELS about to get mounted, powdercoated race gold... Imagine your build but with everything polished.

You’re missing the point.
Someone that is genetically born as a male’s physical build is going to have an advantage over someone with a much lighter female build, and you don’t seem to appreciate that. While there is some variance for hormonal abnormalities and imbalances, generally speaking, a male will have a larger…

If you’re another boy that’s more than say, 30lbs or more less than me, it’s the same principle. it’d be like beating up a little kid. i have had a smaller boy attempt to fuck with me and it DID end with him on the ground, but not hurt badly. I could’ve beat his face in and elected not to.

Another time, a boy my own…