I still believe that Tila Tequila is an alien. Not from Vietnam or Mexico or something, but like from Space. All comments on women’s bodies aside - like legit, I SERIOUSLY THINK she is an alien.

I mean, there’s no other explanation for the depth of her weirdness and maybe her head is shaped funky cos she’s got a fake…

so wait. hold up. you admit you’re 115lbs, and of little use in a street fight, yet you think it’d be perfectly okay for a man to open up a can of whoopass on your tiny self if you strike first?
“Getting the shit beat out of you” is the best case scenario, there...
I do not understand your desire to have the above…

I’ve been in the situation of being attacked by a female, both ones I’m in a relationship with and not. I won’t strike back, but absolutely, I will defend myself - you may get hurt in the process, but the goal isn’t to hurt you. The physicality of it just isn’t fair. I can do MUCH more damage than a female can, that’s…

I once asked the dentist about this - I asked how many friends also had M3’s, and he said “A few”, and I asked what draws Dentists to the M3, and his reply was that the M3 is a precision instrument, like the tools they work with.

dentists are kind of dicks though

While Orthodontists may buy 911s, in my experience, every fucking dentist in my neighborhood, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, has an M3. Come to think of it, I’m pretty sure they’re mostly E46s -and E90s - owned since new- no F8X cars yet.

my parents live in a upper-middle-class neighborhood. I live in a shitty part of anaheim…

Why do you think I have sold so many Fiesta ST parts this year? There’s only supposed to be 5000 or so of us, yet they’re coming through in greater and greater numbers.

that’s the thing, most of the examples of the last 20+ years are pretty terrible, as if someone phoned it in.

they are extremely hard to do right, which is why they are so reviled.

Yeah, but you were arguing the virtue of whether or not they were annoying, not how to deal with it. Which headlight modulators are- annoying, that is.

Probably why they look so out of place.

God no, please no, every stepside made after like, 1975 looks awful, without exception.
Ranger and S10 stepside trucks are the worst thing ever. I am all for flaring the fenders, but the bed should be FLUSH WITH THE SIDES OF THE CAB and not dip in with some kind of horrific distorted hourglass shape.

Duallys are the…

lies. as another motorcyclist they annoy me, and they annoy me when driving a car, too. i am extremely safety conscious and there is a reason the Motorcycle Safety Foundation does not endorse headlight modulators. take it from another motorcyclist. they’re fucking annoying, dude.

Hey man, if I was limited to a wheelchair and needed a way to get into my superbird I’d do whatever it took too.
like, you’re suddenly handicapped and have a superbird... you’re like, “fuck buying a Van, I’m keeping my goddamned Superbird.”
I kinda like it, it’s weirdly 70’s cool

the car wouldn’t be so bad except WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE HEADLIGHTS, DUDE?

Who the fuck greenlit this car, looking like it does, with that piece of shit under the hood?
I really would like to talk to whatever asshole decided the powertrain for this car, because indeed, a COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT drivetrain, equalled only by the terribleness of the PRV V6 is in the Delorean, ruins what is an…

Honestly Aaron can you really call this the WORST when it is clearly the BEST. It KNOWS it is bad, it has “OSTENTATIOUS” in the damn name for chrissakes. It KNOWS it is ridiculous. It KNOWS it is bad, and it’s perfectly fine with that. Zimmers and Excaliburs pretend to be trying to be classy but this thing doesn’t…

good for her

as with any racing driver - money is the biggest factor. an old joke goes, “want to know how to make a small fortune in racing?” “start with a large fortune.”

while as a 16 year old I couldn’t imagine doing anything other than racing, we all had to.

if you live close to something, it’s more of a cocktease when it’s too fucking expensive for you to go.

but with this at least the reality is that I will eventually get to experience it, at some point. As we speak, the fireworks from Fortress Anaheim are rattling my walls. On the other hand there’s expensive shit that…

See, you’re wrong, because though i live right next to disney and quit going because it is hideously expensive, I will someday be able to visit Star Wars Land.
On the other hand, I will NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS get to go to San Diego Comic Con because I haven’t sacrificed enough children to the demon god Baphomet…

the only thing that prevents a man from getting a woman off is a lack of talent or caring enough to try to be good at getting a woman off

you do have a point though, the lack of reciprocation is probably frustrating. I get off on eating box, but like... months of that and not so much as a handy or other fooling around?…